Tuesday, May 10, 2011

10 reasons why I never want to live in an apartment ever again...

1.) I know the whole "I can't see you, you can't see me, cover your eyes" thing does not exist. But when I can see straight into someone else's home from my view, I can only imagine the show they get to watch.

2.) I have no patience for anything. This includes elevators.

3.) The LOVELY person on the first floor always wants to take the elevator, and other people's time.

4.) I do not want to hear you disciplining your children, arguing and I do not care what you are watching on T.V. among other things.

5.) I like grass.

6.) You are just as unfriendly as I am....why must we suffer so near?

7.) The constant fear of one neighbor burning down the entire building never leaves my brain.

8.) When you smoke on your balcony, I don't need to breathe it in. On nice days, I like my windows open. Thanks for the cancer.

9.) Cramped, white space only belongs on a spaceship.

10.) Going up the elevator to lunch everyday and smelling the plethora of mixed odors from every level is never a pleasant experience.

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